Two nations, common language

Sometimes you have a right old larf at an escalation of international tension in the sensitive Gulf region.

The Pentagon is rushing a “mothership” to the Middle East to be used by commando teams as unrest in the region heightens, reports The Washington Post. 

The U.S. Navy is planning to refit the USS Ponce, an amphibious transport docking ship, which was about to be retired and decommissioned. 

It really is called that.



I understand that the Ponce will be part of a NATO taskforce, in which Great Britain will be represented by HMS Douchenozzle. Over and out.